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Larger Noses Equals Larger Johnsons, According To Study

A new study suggests a large schnoz equals a large schlong.

Researchers in Japan have discovered that men with larger noses tend to have large penises too.

“This study is the first to demonstrate the relationship between stretched penile length and nose size,” wrote researchers from the Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine.

The Japanese study examined the bodies of 126 recently deceased middle-aged men and noticed a correlation between nose length and penis length.

According to the study, men with 2.2-inch noses also measure an average of 5.3 inches below the belt.

However, men with noses smaller than 1.8 inches only measure about 4.1 inches.


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