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Naked Florida Man Arrested For Defecating On Neighbor's Front Porch

Kenneth Clark Carlyle Mug Shot

Photo: Pinellas County Jail

A Florida man was arrested after he defecated on his neighbor's front porch.

According to reports, 64-year-old Kenneth Clark Carlyle walked "fully naked" up his next-door neighbor's driveway and proceeded to relieve himself on top of a glass table on the victim's porch.

The homeowners were curious to find out what type of animal left the pile of feces, so they checked their home security footage. That's when they discovered that the animal was their next-door neighbor.

Carlyle was caught on camera relieving himself in broad daylight "on two separate angles of the victim's home security video footage."

The homeowners called police, who arrived at the scene and spoke to Carlyle "through the door of his RV camper, and he was still visibly naked and highly uncooperative."

Carlyle was arrested for criminal mischief and booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor charge.

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